An Airbnb Agent's Day At The Office

Enquirer: Anyone with a two bedroom in Nyali?

Agent: Hi

Enquirer: Hi

Agent: ulipata hii

Enquirer: share what you have.

*Agent inboxes host A

Agent: Is your unit available?

Host A: Dates?

*Agent runs back to enquirer:

Agent: Dates?

Enquirer: 3rd to10th.

Agent runs back to host A

Agent: 3rd to 10th

Host A: Those dates I'm booked. 

*Agent runs to hosts B, misses, inboxes Host C, misses, and finally succeeds in getting it from host D. 

Agent to enquirer: it's available.

Enquirer: *I'm already sorted thanks*

*Agents returns to TikTok a very tired person and closes business for that day. 


From: Diaries of Errands & Homes, Mombasa.


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+254 754 997382

+245 777 997382

Email. errandsboykenya20@gmail.com

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